Monday, 14 October 2013

WHAT TYPE OF GIRLFRIEND ARE YOU

 

Well as it is apparently fellas have classified us-we women- in categories. It makes it easier when searching for "THE ONE" i guess. Well ladies here are the categories available and only you can classify yourself. So read, enjoy and classify!! For you guys if you've been finding it hard to ;place your lady love/lust, here's that insight you never saw coming lol :)

The Alpha
She’s more experienced than you, possibly older and definitely wiser. She’s not like the air head type of girls you've been out with before; Alpha has a PHD, mortgage on her own is immaculately groomed at all times. She knows what she wants - in the bedroom, boardroom and beyond — and it’s incredibly attractive. But it takes a strong and secure man to be with an Alpha woman, one who’s happy to stay home with the kids whilst she kicks ass at work and not be fazed by her success.

The Homebody
You met when her dinner party turned into a mini party and a mate of a mate introduced you. She’s hugely social but favors nights in, cooking and drinking with friends or the local pub rather than fancy clubs. You like her because she avoids conflict or drama and makes you feel looked after. She’s good in relationships and doesn't do one-night stands. You’ll date for a couple of years before either the passion dies and one of you craves something more exciting, or you’ll get married.

The Hot Mess
Rarely awake before midday (unless still up from the night before, of course), she’s got bed-head hair, a smoking hot body toned from dancing and tanned from festivals. You met on a night out. Hot Mess is not looking for a boyfriend; she’s looking for a party-buddy. But whilst a long-term relationship may not be on the table, you’ll have a hell of a time dancing on them.

Your Mate
You've always fancied her a bit, but considered her one of the boys rather than viable girlfriend material. Then, one night, both single and intoxicated, one thing leads to another. Before you know it you’re shagging your best friend. Which is fine. You probably feel more comfortable around her than any other girl you've been out with. She’s hot, makes you laugh and might actually be The One. Or, you’ll wake up with a head full of regret and ruin one of your strongest friendships.

The Kooky Girl
She’s works with children, in art or for somewhere non-profit. She’s prone to cancelling because she doesn't like to plan, instead relies on instinct. You’ll spend nights drinking red wine out of jam jars, talking about feelings or having tantric sex. Compared to your need for planning, structure and organisation, Kooky Girl is a breath of fresh air and helps you chill out a bit. But the flakiness might bug you eventually.

The Totally Unsuitable Completely Inappropriate Woman
Your boss, mate’s sister or ex-girlfriend who broke your heart. The slightly crazy co-worker, vacuous socialite, married woman or girl your friends hate because she already slept with two of them and can’t be trusted. Dating someone who is explicitly wrong for you is important not only to help you realize what you want from a relationship, but you’ll have one hell of a story to tell for years to come.

Even Men have categories, everyone does but its time you take a look at the lady in the mirror. If you don't like what you see? change it before it's too late. Lorry loads of love and you know the drill already @keeksokafor is the handle for further questions for comments drop a line below!
 

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

SOME REASONS MEN CHEAT

 
Like I had initially stated I've been bolted awake so i'm totally gingered and rearing to go lool. Okay that sounded a bit cliche but here are some reasons men cheat. I scoured around the internet to find these helpful reason so we women can know why and come to terms and have some kind of closure. So ladies thank me later and fellas feel free to drop a comment and correct me if i'm wrong.

1. Fights at Home
When a man fights regularly with his wife and these quarrels are left unsolved, the man becomes unhappy and disturbed. He can either fight back or simply flee. The latter scenario may be the reason why men cheat on their wives. Because when they look for an affair, they search for someone that brings them calmness and understanding, therefore a parallel life and support.(side comment) ...kinda makes it sound like men are cowards huh? *shrugs* sounds that way to me too.

2. Boredom
This is another reason why guys cheat on their girlfriends and wives. Some men may find couple routine a little dull and instead of changing their situation, they find another relationship that will offer them the spark their current relationship lacks. They want to experiment something new and fresh and they are willing to take the risk.(side comment) ...did I hear some girl shout inconsiderate!? amen sister!

3. Sexual Experimentation
Sex represents an important aspect of a relationship. Some men are easily bored so they are willing to experiment more sexually. They like to have a lot of sexual partners and if the occasion arrives, they will not back off. Perhaps this makes them feel powerful and experts at bed talk!(side comment)...W.T.F I mean literally w.t.f?

4. Family History
Some men may have witnessed cheating in their parent’s marriage and this might have transmitted them a message that it is okay to cheat. Our parents are in fact our first teachers because we learn from them each and every day, so seeing one of your parents cheat makes you think that this is the normal thing to do, when in fact it may bring a lot of suffering. (side comment)...smh now there's a justification for every evil thing on planet earth!

5. Temptation Is Too Big
Some men like to live in chaos and they want to enjoy every temptation that might come along. The adrenaline rush that they get from cheating with another women is definitely a thrill and they love it, therefore they yield to temptation every time it comes along. (side comment)...okay relate-able but still remember the good book says flee from temptation. 

6. Insecurity
There are some men that don’t feel good about themselves and they need the validation of women (others than their wives or girlfriends) to still feel desirable to the opposite sex.(side comment)...and those men shall be called women!

7. Compulsory Cheating
This is in fact a real medical condition that should be treated. A compulsive cheater needs medical help and our recommendation would be to leave the relationship before it’s too late.(side comment)...so that's what its called in cheating language. It's some one like a kleptomaniac.  

Interesting stuff really, I have to apologize that I couldn't help but make those side comments. Meanwhile, like I said initially fellas if you have something to dispute on this holler on the comments bar or talk to me directly follow me on twitter its @keeksokafor -yeah cheap ass publicity I know-.

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